Monthly Archives: August 2012

Don’t worry, be happy!

To quote Bob Marley, everything will be alright.  I was quite worried when I read in a Lad’s Magazine (it was in my hairdressers, honest); “50 things you should do before you die” and I discovered that I have done … Continue reading

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Just another addict

I am just having a sit down after yet another visit to the gym, as I left I noticed that our posh fitness centre is having yet another recruiting drive. There is a poster offering a new mountain bike to … Continue reading

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The Last of the Summer Whine

Unusually for the time of year the sun shone yesterday and it must have been a touch of the sun that caused me to dust off my mountain bike.  With two replacement knee joints and a couple of major repairs … Continue reading

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What did you do in the war, Grandpa?

Last year I was in the changing room at my local gym, I had just had a shower and was towelling myself dry, I suppose you could say that I was doing a Prince Harry but it is all boys … Continue reading

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Hello Big Boy!

Strip Harry OMG, the ‘Guardianistas’ are at it again; “Time to strip Prince Harry of his title – “Our flame haired young buck is just too embarrassing – we should invoke the opt-out clause”.  We had, VEGAS, NAKED, playing STRIP … Continue reading

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If God lived on earth, people would break His windows.

 Israel and ‘Uman Rights’ The existence of 61 UN resolutions criticising Israel reveals more about the UN than Israel.  The UN ‘Human Rights’ Council includes those human rights practitioners like Libya, Syria and Saudi Arabia, where dissidents are imprisoned and tortured, blasphemers … Continue reading

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“He only went into the Embassy for a WikiLeak”

If I were Prime Minister (“Dios guarde a todos nosotros “:), Julian Assange would be a job for the men in balaclavas.  Forget the diplomatic niceties. Give Ecuador five minutes to hand him over or we send in the SAS. Britain … Continue reading

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God Help America

God help America – I have never believed that there exists a ‘special relationship’ with America. I know many American people, have visited their country on several occasions and have American friends. But one can only question their claim to … Continue reading

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Cor bugger Janner

Another sailor’s yarn, it’s time to swing the lamp to give you landlubbers some force fed naval culture.  It was the Sailing Races in Weymouth at the Olympics that stirred a memory. A Janner in naval terminology or pusser speak; … Continue reading

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NBC New Olympic Sport! LOL

This isn’t really a Blog but at least it is current.  These bloopers from the American commercial broadcasting television network NBC were picked up by some of my chums in Canada and they thought they would make me smile.  I … Continue reading

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