Monthly Archives: September 2012

What does a Travel Writer do on his holidays?

Johnny Cash sang, I’ve been everywhere man, crossed the deserts bare man.  I’ve breathed the mountain air man, of travel I’ve had my share man – and then lists hundreds of places in a quick fire repetition.  . . . … Continue reading

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This Weeks French Letter

The new French President, Francois Hollande has ordered a new flag for his military to replace the tricolour.  It is a charming and quite memorable design consisting of three white fleurs-de-lis on a white background. His government further announced that … Continue reading

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A storm in a B cup!

All of the breast beating in the ‘holier than thou’ UK media, over the past week, because of the publication of photographs of The Duchess of Cambridge sunbathing topless, by those beastly French in a downmarket magazine, does no-one any credit.  … Continue reading

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My Way!

I was listening to the local radio presenter on my car radio this morning.  He was telling listeners that he started on his career as a DJ on Hospital Radio. He was asked by a patient’s family to play a song … Continue reading

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Who called the Archbishop a prat? Never mind that who called the prat an Archbishop?

As you know I always try to avoid politics and religion, well occasionally; but I have never forgiven that weirdy beardy druid for what he has done to my Church, since he was appointed 10 years ago by Tony Blair … Continue reading

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It will probably all come out in the wash

I may have become a cynic in my old age. Or could it be that I have a very long memory? Someone once said, it’s not when politician’s lips are moving that they are lying, it’s when they are breathing.  I … Continue reading

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“You talkin’ to me?”

There’s no-one else here, so who do you think I’m talking to?  I’ve begun talking to myself and I’ve no idea when it started.  “What have I come upstairs for?”  Out loud and often without knowing that I’m doing it.  … Continue reading

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Don’t eat the bears, you won’t believe what they do in the wood

I feel another anecdote coming on – My wife and I were staying in a small town in Poland called Zakapane at the foot of the Tetra Mountains and decided to make our own way up to a locally renowned … Continue reading

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Armageddon was yesterday today is more serious

Prince Harry is now in Afghanistan about to command an Apache Gunship perhaps a few more of you will now agree that he was entitled to unwind in Las Vegas before he shipped out. Our troops have been giving their … Continue reading

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