NBC New Olympic Sport! LOL

This isn’t really a Blog but at least it is current.  These bloopers from the American commercial broadcasting television network NBC were picked up by some of my chums in Canada and they thought they would make me smile.  I hope that will give you a laugh too.

Top nine comments at the Olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.’

Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.’

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.’

Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’

Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.’

Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’

At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah isn’t that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the Cox of the British crew.’

Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got
eleven Dicks on the field.’

Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them… Oh my God, what have I just said?’

About Jake

Long retired travel writer, author and freelance journalist. Educated at Wolverton Grammar and Greenwich Naval College. Happily married since 1958, with a married son and daughter, a married granddaughter and an adult grandson. Hobbies rock-climbing, dinghy racing and ocean racing. Still regularly working out in the gym.

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