It’s a funny old world!

Before you start criticising my blogs I must ask you to understand that I don’t have an attitude, I have a personality that you can’t handle! 

The militant homosexual lobby having won gay marriage have moved on to other targets.  Even the saintly David Attenborough is under fire, accused of ignoring gay animals in his acclaimed documentaries.  The loony academic Dr Brett Mills of The University of East Anglia, I believe that was the name of the offending pillock, he has left me lost for words and that is some achievement.  However it has brought mind a story I heard a few years ago.

Two retired Cavalry Officers reminiscing in their club.  “What became of old Caruthers”?  “He’s in Malaysia living with a chimpanzee”!  “Not a male chimpanzee”?  “Lord no!  There’s nothing queer about old Caruthers”!

There is a new fish restaurant just opened locally run by a Romanian family.  I’m told that they do a brilliant Fruits de Mare.

An elderly lady friend of mine was sipping a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband and she says “I love you so much; I don’t know how I could ever live without you”.  Her husband said “Is that you or the wine talking”?  She replied “It’s me . . . . . . . . Talking to the wine”!

Right that’s the pills worn off; I will be back to my usual sparkling personality by tomorrow.  Goodnight Nurse!


About Jake

Long retired travel writer, author and freelance journalist. Educated at Wolverton Grammar and Greenwich Naval College. Happily married since 1958, with a married son and daughter, a married granddaughter and an adult grandson. Hobbies rock-climbing, dinghy racing and ocean racing. Still regularly working out in the gym.
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