I’m not a racist, this is a joke and the jokes on us!

A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK.  He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says……..  ‘Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!’  The passer-by says, ‘You are mistaken, I am Mexican!’

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by  ‘Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!’  The person says, ‘I not British, I Polish!’  The new arrival walks on further and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, ‘Thank you for the wonderful Britain!’  That person puts up his hand and says, ‘I am from Russia, I am not from Britain!’

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, ‘Are you a British?’  She says, ‘No, I am from Africa!’
Puzzled, he asks her, ‘Where are all the British?’  The African lady checks her watch and says………  ’Probably at work’.

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About Jake

Long retired travel writer, author and freelance journalist. Educated at Wolverton Grammar and Greenwich Naval College. Happily married since 1958, with a married son and daughter, a married granddaughter and an adult grandson. Hobbies rock-climbing, dinghy racing and ocean racing. Still regularly working out in the gym.
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